Cheating at golf

October 18

 

We call it the Woodstock Open, named is for the cartoon character. If your golf ball strikes a tree you get a plastic woodstock. You can pass "Woody" on when another golfer hits a tree. There is a snake for a three putt, a camel for a sand trap, a fish for water etc.

 I play the Woodstock Open once a year. The cashier asks if I'm a resident. I lie. I’m an ex-resident. I save $7. I play awful, costing me  $10 in animals and I lose my self respect. Ok God, no more cheating, next time I play as a non resident.

 

"Bread gained by deceit is sweet to a man,

But afterward his mouth will be filled with gravel." Proverbs (20:17)